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  • Gohst

    What could be better than coming home with an armful of something warm and furry? Something small, a bit rough around the edges, but still in its own special way - beautiful. No, sir. There's nothing better than dragging home some nice fresh beaver.

    That's what this game is about. Becoming the top hunter, the absolute best at beaver hunting. So take your shortened weapon, wave it around in front of you, like some sort of symbol of your manlihood and shoot your load into a big furry beaver. Or two.

    The idea is to rack up enough beavers to become the best hunter. Scale the hard score board and erect yourself up high and be proud of your beaver hunting abilities. There are multiple weapons and multiple beaver arenas to hunt in (including Batman, and the beautiful Petryayevskiy). After a certain time of hunting beaver, it can feel a bit long and tedious. No level has health or a timer, so you quit and rake in your rewards when you want to. It's all very simple. And the graphics which make Redneck Rampage look like Halo, doesn't do it justice either.

    But the thing is, it's fun. Increase your accuracy, speed and reload quickly and you'll be up to your elbows in beaver! You'll be able to bring home so much - you'll be able to eat beaver all night long! Or why not stuff and mount a beaver? The opportunities for innuendo are endless, what a great game!