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  • Gohst

    Good morning, it’s a lovely day. Sunlight warms the window and birds chirp away in the distance. You take a slow early-morning shuffle into the kitchen and… It’s infested with South Park characters! Quickly you pull out your gun and start to blast these tiny critters back to where they came from.

    But they’re not just in your house – they’re everywhere! Regain control of what was once yours by blasting away until there is nothing left of them except a smear of blood and brains. NoSF is violent, I might add but there is a child-friendly version in the options menu (which I actually prefer). Instead of exploding into messy goo, your targets pop into brightly coloured happy flowers.

    The downsides to the game are the ammunition – you take forever to reload when you run out, however replacement packs are scattered throughout the levels. The game is incredibly short. Although it does pack a pretty mean punch into what it has got.

    Enjoyable – on a very specific level – No one Shoots Forever is a tongue-in-cheek yet somewhat strangely satisfying diversionary shooter.