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Cow Abductor

Cow Abductor

Arcade

Overview

Cow Abductor delivers a delightfully chaotic arcade experience that transforms simple cow-tipping into interstellar mischief. This award-winning 2003 title blends satisfying physics-based gameplay with escalating absurdity, creating a surprisingly addictive loop of bovine abduction and explosive destruction. While the initial premise might seem repetitive, the game quickly reveals strategic depth through creative power-ups and multiple gameplay modes that reward inventive cruelty toward unsuspecting livestock.

This is a really fun little game!

Catman

Bovine Chaos Perfected

At its core, Cow Abductor presents a deceptively simple objective: capture or destroy as many cows as possible within strict time limits. The UFO controls feel immediately intuitive, with a visible crosshair allowing precise targeting of pasture-dwelling cattle. The abduction mechanic requires rhythmic timing - repeatedly hitting the spacebar to gradually reel in struggling cows against their gravitational resistance. This tactile element transforms what could be mindless clicking into a satisfying tug-of-war, especially when cows frantically attempt to escape the tractor beam.

The true magic emerges when players discover the physics-based possibilities. Successfully abducted cows become projectiles themselves - releasing them mid-flight sends them crashing into terrain or other livestock with comical results. This "cow tossing" mechanic adds unexpected strategic depth, allowing skilled players to create bovine domino effects or precisely aim airborne cattle at power-up markers. The sheer joy of creative destruction is amplified by hilarious cow sound effects that punctuate every successful capture or explosive impact.

Power-Up Paradise

Cow Abductor elevates its core gameplay through an arsenal of imaginative power-ups that appear as floating question marks. Collecting these transforms the experience in wild, unpredictable ways. Time-slowing fields create bullet-time moments of precision targeting, while bovine enlargement makes cows comically oversized targets. More mischievous options include sleep-inducing beams that leave entire herds snoozing in fields, creating perfect conditions for mass abductions. The speed boost power-up transforms the UFO into a lightning-fast cattle rustler, while cow-shrinking technology turns livestock into challenging miniature targets.

Three distinct game modes provide surprising variety. The classic abduction mode focuses on efficient herding and transport. Combat-oriented modes introduce enemy elements that must be destroyed alongside standard cattle operations. The most chaotic "postal" mode encourages indiscriminate destruction where everything - cows, structures, enemies - becomes fair game for the tractor beam. This variety ensures the gameplay evolves beyond initial simplicity, with later levels introducing denser herds and more complex environmental layouts that demand strategic power-up usage.

Hey man, this game really kicks ass! ... Loads of fun!

Evil Wraith

Technical Execution

Despite its 2003 origins, Cow Abductor's visual presentation holds up remarkably well. The 3D environments provide clean sightlines for targeting, with cows rendered in charming detail that makes their terrified reactions genuinely amusing. Performance remains smooth even during screen-filling chaos when multiple power-ups collide with herds of panicking livestock. The audio design deserves particular praise - every moo, beam hum, and explosive impact lands with perfect comedic timing, creating an irresistibly silly soundscape that complements the on-screen madness.

Verdict

Chaotic bovine abduction with addictive physics mayhem

STRENGTHS

88%
Physics System95%
Power-Up Variety90%
Addictive Gameplay85%
Audio Design80%
Game Mode Variety85%

WEAKNESSES

12%
Early Repetition70%
Dated Visuals30%

Community Reviews

3 reviews
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Cow Abductor is a really well made 3D arcade game that won 3rd place in the Alienware competition held in 2003. The object of the game, depending on which mode you selected, is to abduct or shoot as many cows as possible in a period of time using your UFO. The more cows you get, the more points you receive and obviously each level will contain more and more cows. There are tons of power-ups to be collected during each level. Just a few of these include, speeding up your spaceship, slowing down time, shrinking or enlarging the cows, making the cows sleep, and many many more. Below your space ship is a crosshair which you use to aim at the cows. To abduct a cow you must hover over it and keep hitting space bar until the cow is aboard your UFO. To get a power up, just fly over the question marks that appear. In the one mode of play you can lift the cow up to your space ship, release it, and watch it explode as it hits the ground. Cow Abductor has excellent graphics, interesting cow sounds and brilliant game play.

Hey man, this game really kicks ass! You don't believe me? Go ahead, check it out and you'll see... Well, it seems a bit boring in the beginning 'cause you always do the same thing, stealin' cows or blasting them to bits. But it gets harder in time and you can choose from three game modes in which you either abduct the cows and shoot enemies or run postal on anything and everything that crosses the screen. Loads of fun!

Catman

Catman

This is a really fun little game! On a sickening note, it is possible to lift up the cows and then move while the cow is still in mid-air. You can then release the cow from your tractor beam to "throw" it away. Try and see if you can hit any other cows with that one.

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