Snail Wars Download

• Developer: Zvika Israeli
• Genre: Arcade
• Works On: Windows 95-98, Windows XP

Reviews

Gohst
Hey, kids - would you like to play a game where you get to be a snail? Remember, the snail is a small, slow insect Gastropodia who eats only plants. Unless of course you're the Euglandina rosea, which somebody should definitely make a game about.
Anyway, if you enjoyed such rich, deep, thought provoking and morally complex fare such as Ness Man, then you'll most likely slip into a warm coma of excitement for Snail Wars. And speaking of the title, shouldn't there be more than one snail? Just saying...
Anyway there are two modes of play. The first is Ness Man with a snail and the second is far, far better. In it you drop marbles on various gross and relatively well animated critters whom likely live in your garden. Or bathroom, if you ever met my grandma near the end.
Anyway, just like dear old granny, this game stinks. More importantly, you'll want to get it out of the way before the smell soaks into the couch and you have to leave it on the street a few houses up.